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Screw this effing banner bait crap!!!!

I got j'baited so hard that it hurts. Spent 200 orbs only to come out with Genny the effing sheep. I want to cry. I just wanted best girl Mia.😭 I got to 4.5%. Now I'm back a 3.75%. End my suffering game.

Asked by Zael2 months 3 weeks ago
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Repost advice:

You could just.. kidnap and sacrifice someone before you summon next time. Get a decent sized unsuspecting van and a cloth, bottle of chloroform and a black outfit and mask. Drive around slowly and creep up on people that are walking alone at night at dark corners. When you find the right victim, pour some of the chloroform onto the cloth and walk out slowly then quickly grab them and cover their mouth from behind, they'll knock right out while they're trying to breathe in shock.

Drag the victim to your Fire Emblem Heroes summoning altar in your creepy dark basement. Make sure you have tons of polysheets covering the floor around your shrine. You could cover your entire floor for an easier clean up later on after you cut up the body in pieces to dispose of later. Remove their clothes and set them on a low table in front of the altar with a silver bowl just below the edge. Turn on your mobile phone and start up Fire Emblem Heroes. Make sure your offering is completely knocked out/drugged because it'll be a hell of a mess trying to slit their throat while they're squirming and kicking around. After you've drained the blood entirely, drink a gallon of the blood and repeat the name of the focus 5* hero you want 666 times. Then praise lord Baal and then press the summon button and pick the corresponding stone color to the hero you desire. You should get your 5* focus unit on the very first pull

Trust me this works, I did this 11 times to +10 Tana a while ago

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by Deef 2 months 3 weeks ago

Well, you got 5* at least. I wasted 150 orbs to get my pity rate up to 5%.
So I feel your pain. Cheer up, you might get something with free summons

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200 orb will net you a lot of merge project.
Some hidden gems they said. That is the lesson i learned from this game.
And my luck is also suck, the last four new banner and not even one new focus unit

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Came up dry here. 100+ orbs sniping reds and colorless, first round got a certain MOFO that claims he's being helpful (spoiler: NOPE) instead of a cute little monster. Nothing since.

So, I share your pain.

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