IVs reroll

I honestly doubt it, unless they required a ridiculous orb cost to reroll IVs.

We better. I have so many Dumpster Baby units with shit ivs that are unusable

Only if they run out of fanservice options. And well... Kagero... Alfonse...
I'm not sure they are anywhere near it.

Not going to happen, I guess, the only thing I can imagine is a very rare cleanse item to make units neutral which costs like 300 Divine Dew.

No, never. Gokuby's Divine Dew fueled neutral stat-thing seems almost feasible but to change them to our liking is out of question.

Never, but evidently we'll also never stop getting threads asking about it.

We already have merges. They want you to keep rolling. Money, money, money.