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Funny hero quotes

Just as it says. What are some funny/ironic ones you've seen? My favorite is when Sigurd says, "One strike will decide it all," and he uses Aether, Glimmer/Night Sky, or Astra, where he strikes 2, 3, or 5 times respectively.

Asked by kratos109879 months 1 week ago

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The first strike is to bring the opponent down in pain, the rest are to end their misery. The first strike decided it.

Hehehe. That's a good one.

"MAGIC IS EVERYTHING." by yours truly

L!Ike "I'll strike you down with one blow"

*Proceeds to activate Radian Aether which is consisted of two blows*

Kappa

P.s: i had two funny interaction between heroes with their specials. One it was Soren vs Leon with Soren saying "Are we done here?" and Leon responding with "We're done here!". THe second one was between Soleil and Olivia with Soleil saying "Dance for me!" and Olivia response was golden "Stop staring"

Cecilia's response to Reinhardt's "Magic is everything.": "Allow me to demonstrate."

This isn't a "funny" per say quote. But when I heard her say that she was going to be my super Bun Bun Pal I fell in love with her instantly.

Who? I haven't pulled for any of the spring heroes, so I don't know which one says that.

"Want me to do better? Give me clothes" - Summer Leo's low-grade level up quote; proving that he is just a needy girlfriend.

"I want my sword back..." - Bride Lyn
"Comfort and joy!" - Winter Lissa, as she smashes someone's face in w/Ignis
"Tropical Attack!" -Summer Corrin
"I'll drink your blood, hahaha!" -Halloween Henry

Summer! Xander: "I cannot swim!"

like... really dude? XP

H!Nowis high pitch screech "TRIIICK!"
W!Tharja's "Hussaa?"

Donnel
"I'm plowing through!"
"I'll bury you!"

Peri
"You work so hard! You deserve a huggy-wuggy!"
"So, I'll get stabbity-stab with enemies, and you'll thank me. Deal?"
"Great! Can I go back to killing guys now?"
"Why's your outfit so white? To make the blood spatters more spattery, right?"

Michalis
"Don't push me."

And the best one!!
Legion
All quotes.

Shigure knows about whales.

Fuckin' hell, all those coins and stones.

That's an old picture, the amounts are actually much higher ?

Ryoma "you have breathed your last" and fails now he's embarrassed

Spring Catria's "Don't bury me in this..." when she dies.

She ACTUALLY says that? That's flipping hilarious!

I know! The first time I heard that I let her die again just to confirm it, lol.

Summer Xander:
"This flotation device is my only weapon against my greatest adversary: sinking."

All of LA!Hector's lines, I swear!

LA!Roy:
"*cough* Hi!" He sounds really funny!

BK! Chrom:
"Horse and man as one."
"If you wanna learn how to make friends with a horse, just ask Frederick. His best friend is a horse."

And of course, Bun bun Alfonse takes the cake with most of his lines.

Starting up a map:

Minerva: Face me, coward!
Soren: Are you ready to die?
Bridal!Lyn: What are you looking at?

Shanna: Fine. Fine. Everything's fine.

“If you ever need any tips on how to befriend a horse, just ask Frederick. His best friend is a horse!”

CHROM. NO NEED TO SLAM FREDERICK WHEN HE’S NOT HERE. IS THIS PAYBACK FOR THE UNDERWEAR POSTERS?!

Let’s not forget the king of perverts either...