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"Sometimes I wonder if I'm better off paying for someone to fuck me in the ass. I'd think it'd make me feel a whole lot better afterwards."

Oh my...

xD

Well, most Ive wasted is 70 and that's from a jar of change XD

Overall though, I will have to say that when I've had said bad luck, I normally try to turn it to good luck and it works out well. Look at the fodder you got, look at the 5 star you got and see what you can make of it. That usually helps when I get fucked by banners XD

Shiro on his introductory banner. It was just before Christmas, I had all these orbs lined up, and I was ready for my first lance unit. The only thing I got was a shitty off color pity breaker (either Jakob or Boey). This was just before the winter banner too, so I had NO orbs to pull with. Still don't have a single Shiro or winter unit.

The entire Christmas banner. All I wanted was Robin but managed to get Saber and Katarina instead. I don't even remember how many orbs I spent, but I was definitely pissed. It is still the only special banner since the original brides where I didn't get a single focus unit.

Spent around $200 trying for Leo on a new powers banner but got cucked by FIVE Eirikas and not a single fucking Leo. I was only going for Leo since he is my favorite fates character, but NOOO Eirika decided to be all fuck you I’m all your gonna get.

Happened to me twice, but the big one was me trying to get Lucina at least at +5...Got a Marth +11....after that i get horrible flashback when marth's cutscene appeared, but no longer since they patched that and the fact that he's now 3/4 star only....

I have been pitybroken on 4 seperate occasion by leo when my rate was over 4%,normally I get what I want or something before or at 3.75,but leo stalker ass shows up when I don't have any orbs and just fucks me over.

I think i dropped over 100+ orbs when i was trying to pull for legendary robin. I ended up with Jacob instead. I wanted to cry :)

12.50% on the Legendary Lyn banner for me. Never again.

Quit complaining I've had it worse than you and Tailtiu is IMO top tier waifu.

I really don't think you'd feel better to have someone fuck you in the ass.. pretty sure you'd feel terrible afterwards dude

If it makes you feel any better.. I blew 160 bucks 2 days ago (337 orbs total) trying to get more Jaffar merges and Bridal Lyns for Dazzling Staff fodder and got not even one 5*. I could've saved that for summer Tana and Cordelia... I knew I should've stopped but I kept going because I couldn't believe this was happening, I usually will do a lot better with that amount.. FUC-KING-AYE

*sends you energy* つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Don’t spend too much money on FEH. It’s just a game. They’re going to put Bride Ninian on a legendary banner soon anyways. Maybe in August or September if my math is right. So hopefully you’ll get her then.

I am free to play, but I saved around 250+ orbs in the end of 2017, hoping I can get a decent armor unit from the Christmas banner. I only got a 5* -atk +res Eirika. I already had a +spd -hp one. I was so furious I didn't play for 3 months in order to get over it.

You can typically get 120 orbs per month (sometimes more, sometimes less, I got 160 orbs in the last 20 ish days). So there's really no point spending any money at all in my opinion.

Up until today after so many reruns, I still have 0 Christmas armor unit. If you keep your expectations low, you won't be disappointed.

Yeah I got a neat story.
So recently two green flier tomes came out, yeh? Sanaki and Nino. I spent 200 some orbs I think on the Bridal banner only to get -atk +res Sanaki and -spd +res Tharja.
Then I spent 150 orbs on the Scattered Fangs Banner, after 4.25% pity breaker, I get two Ninos in the same pull. The issue? BOTH Ninos had the same IVs, -atk +res.

I wanted to throw my phone.