EPHRAIM WHY WON'T YOU COME HOME?!?!?!?!

4.50. I've never in my life gotten this high before. I usually have decent good luck, I should have gotten SOMEONE by now. But no, my pity rate is at a new record now.
Ephraim. Stop this. Just come home please. I need to start saving for NY!Azura and Takumi. Please. I've bidded RoyAhoys commands do that his magic would work Please.
Just. Come. Home. :'(